That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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