Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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