And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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