I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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