I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Randomize
