We're like a lot better than the average bears
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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