i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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