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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Are my feet made of real feet?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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