well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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