You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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