Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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