You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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