Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
