But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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