Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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