There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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