Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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