i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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