the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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