Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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