found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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