My first STD was from a foam party
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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