why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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