id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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