..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
i've created a new STD.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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