i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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