can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Be still, my beating vagina.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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