evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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