My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm really busy with my period
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