FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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