Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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