who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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