i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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