he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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