do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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