with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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