just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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