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woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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