I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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