wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I deserve to be covered in dicks
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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