the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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