I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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