I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
The struggles of a small town man whore
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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