On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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