Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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