good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
