Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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