Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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