i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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