Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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