Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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