am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
accomplished twins. life is a go
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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