If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
