do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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