you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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