Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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